Andy Borowitz: Roger Clemens Named New White House Spokesperson

Feb 19, 2008 - HuffingtonPost

Now pitching for the White House Roger Clemens. That was the word out of Washington today as President George W. Bush introduced the embattled pitcher to the White House press corps as his new official spokesperson. In a joint appearance, Mr. Bush...Full Article @ HuffingtonPost

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